cuddlymendes:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATH

cuddlymendes:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BREATH


twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

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OH LORD

nothing is sacred on tumblr

posted 1 hour ago153540 notes (hellatroye source michaelgclifford)
#audio

cumbermums:

no-onetohearmyprayer:

Yes, Benedict, i know.

You are a dork (and that’s exactly why we love you x)

cumbermums:

no-onetohearmyprayer:

Yes, Benedict, i know.

You are a dork (and that’s exactly why we love you x)



hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

posted 2 hours ago603295 notes (pizza source jadethrwall)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

posted 2 hours ago845224 notes (pizza source the-maines)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.” —

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

posted 2 hours ago302521 notes (badgersinbowties source cachaemic)

deanisanactualprincess:

kevinssecretplace4546:

justanotherklainer:

baptisms:

do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted

 i though it said puppies and was concerned

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JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY

posted 6 hours ago204129 notes (intheowlery source baptisms)

cumbermums:

no-onetohearmyprayer:

Yes, Benedict, i know.

You are a dork (and that’s exactly why we love you x)

cumbermums:

no-onetohearmyprayer:

Yes, Benedict, i know.

You are a dork (and that’s exactly why we love you x)


posted 11 hours ago208018 notes (intheowlery source moonemojii)

sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior


they’re so many wars we’ve fought. there’s so many things we’re not. but with what we have, i promise you that we’re marching on.

posted 13 hours ago2160 notes (bachenfall source kissedbyflames)

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

posted 13 hours ago155786 notes (pizza source thurdsay)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

posted 13 hours ago174901 notes (lokis-army-at-221b source fangpants)


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