if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".
Because you’re not fucking losing anything.
trying on new jeans in the fitting room
people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
“That wasn’t a leaf, that was page one.”
New layout! Although she doesn’t even watch Doctor Who, this is for inlovewithgagaloo because she’s flawless and deserves a lot of tumblr attention, so I’m giving you all instructions to go and follow her! ♥
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE